You Don't Want To Call Nobody Else



 "What? No. Who said that? Was that Mallomar? Why do they call him Mallomar? What do you mean because of the reason? Who gave you this number? Was it Hydrox? 
It was Hydrox, wasn't it?"






Tony Vs. Human Growth Hormone




(no lyrics)



"I call it Diabetes, Sugar!"







Let's all eat hamburger sandwiches and other kinds of sandwiches and 
grilled cheese sandwiches & maybe we'll be happy and young again.























You just know this is gonna turn into a weekly thing





Episode 17: Tina squeezes the Charmin







"I'm having dinner with
    BILL COSBY!!!"



Never Could See Any Other Way



"Let's get you that enema & go bonkers on your poop chute"








"Are the cocktails strong enough?"







 

CTRL + ALT + DEL









The heroin man is always late








"What did you get for Numbers 1 thru 77?




Chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance Ass Pants



I hear nine is the new seven








"...and of course we'll have to kill Mookie first."








You sluts








Mojo like a motherfucker








"I made Grandpa's thingy move!"



Travelling Twice The Speed Of Sound



"Skittles, I forgot my vagina!"







"I wasn't officer, drinking..."







6 days before the murders







"Like, wow and shit- do you know what I'm talking about?"


Come All Without, Come All Within

.

These are the golden years










Your shitty day just got better











Afterprom








Just buy one of his fucking televisions already










Lorenzo (Full Circle)









"You're really doing a wonderful tits!!!"