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"I call it Diabetes, Sugar!"

Let's all eat hamburger sandwiches and other kinds of sandwiches and 

grilled cheese sandwiches & maybe we'll be happy and young again.

You just know this is gonna turn into a weekly thing

Episode 17: Tina squeezes the Charmin

"I'm having dinner with

    BILL COSBY!!!"

A Spicy New Attraction on the Funway

But Snargenbozer had a plan

Five minutes to filthy

Love flows good

Never Could See Any Other Way

"Let's get you that enema & go bonkers on your poop chute"

"Are the cocktails strong enough?"

 

CTRL + ALT + DEL

The heroin man is always late

"What did you get for Numbers 1 thru 77?

Chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance Ass Pants

I hear nine is the new seven

"...and of course we'll have to kill Mookie first."

You sluts

Mojo like a motherfucker

"I made Grandpa's thingy move!"

Travelling Twice The Speed Of Sound

"Skittles, I forgot my vagina!"

"I wasn't officer, drinking..."

6 days before the murders

"Like, wow and shit- do you know what I'm talking about?"