Never Could See Any Other Way
"Let's get you that enema & go bonkers on your poop chute"
"Are the cocktails strong enough?"
CTRL + ALT + DEL
The heroin man is always late
"What did you get for Numbers 1 thru 77?
Chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance Ass Pants
I hear nine is the new seven
"...and of course we'll have to kill Mookie first."
You sluts
Mojo like a motherfucker
"I made Grandpa's thingy move!"
Travelling Twice The Speed Of Sound
"Skittles, I forgot my vagina!"
"I wasn't officer, drinking..."
6 days before the murders
"Like, wow and shit- do you know what I'm talking about?"
Come All Without, Come All Within
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These are the golden years
Your shitty day just got better
Afterprom
Just buy one of his fucking televisions already
Lorenzo (Full Circle)
"You're really doing a wonderful tits!!!"
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Because Of The Wonderful Things He Does
"I need the vagina Friday night"
"Larry...? He's in law school"
Is it wrong that this is turning me on?
Your guess is as good as mine
"I AM looking at your face!"
"Han fucking who"
"Mr. Bradley? Mr. Bradley? Mr. Bradley...?"
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Baby Remember My Name
"We think the medication is working"
"I'm having dinner with Elliott Gould!"
Grandma warps space/time
"Love is an illusion"
"Wait- do I have something in my nose?!?"
"Dad...? Dad...?"
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I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide
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"I'm not releasing the album until I finish my novel"
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